is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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