Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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