he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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