um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Holy sore nipples Batman
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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