i don't like sucking hair
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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