Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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