Dual....:-)
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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