Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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