your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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