So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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