it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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