2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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