just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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