we have pet lesbian snakes
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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