I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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