im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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