your parents love me but you hate me
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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