is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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