What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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