i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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