question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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