found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Who put my cat in the fridge?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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