weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Randomize
