that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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