forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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