"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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