why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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