maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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