...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Randomize
