I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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