I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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