How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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