That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
