So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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