Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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