That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Alive.
So much puke
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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