He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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