This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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