i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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