pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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