I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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