I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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