theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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