Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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