school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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