I want to have your abortion
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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