Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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