My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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