Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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