But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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