You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
