I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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