**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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